The other day the missus and I were browsing through our wage history on the Social Security Website,
ssa.gov, because we are nerds. Or, at least I am, and my wife loves me enough to humor my personal finance oddities.
My first wages? All the way back in 1994, when I was earning $4.25 an hour busing tables on the weekends at
King's: Pittsburgh's crummy version of a Denny's. (Our good version?
Eat'n Park. If you have the opportunity, by all means try the salad bar, a coffee, and a smiley cookie.) Since then, it's been a fairly steady march towards higher and higher wages, with some big jumps coinciding with big life choices (leaving the public sector, turning my back on teaching, and selling out to become a corporate shill).